December 2010
Every atom in your body came from a star that...
wegooutinstormyweather:
-Lawrence Krauss
Dougie: I fu.cked up the acoustic bit.
Tom: And now you swore on stage.
Dougie: S.hit.
Tom: Bad Dougie. Bad Dougie!
Danny: Naughty Dougie!
Tom: Spank him! Who wants to spank Dougie?
*Danny goes to spank him and Dougie ducks away:
Dougie: Last time Danny spanked me, I lost my virginity.
Tom: WHAT. Why do you say things like that?!
Danny: You lost your bum virginity.
Tom: Don't say... you can't say things like that!
Dougie: What, virginity?
Tom: No, you can say virginity...
Dougie: The VIRGIN Mary, VIRGIN Megastores...
Danny: And Virgin Airlines...
uncontedejoie:
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me.
